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The Buffalo Bills, Drugs, and Bathrooms

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My brother was at the Bills game on Sunday, against the Patriots, in beautiful Orchard Park, New York. (Things looked great for Buffalo at halftime, didn’t they?) On Monday, I asked him — via text message — how it was.

He replied: “The usual. Guys in front of us were doing lines of something. Weird.”

I thought: cocaine. Definitely cocaine. I wrote: “This is what being a Bills fan has come down to.”

He replied: “It’s very trashy. I don’t know why I still get shocked when I go to that bathroom.”

That was it. The Buffalo Bills Experience. And then it hit me: we’re old, my brother and I. But he’s right: the bathrooms at the Ralph are disgusting.

Written by Navin Vaswani

October 2nd, 2012 at 1:58 am

Posted in Football,Reflection

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  1. They were Canadian. I know because they were grinding the white substance with a blue Ontario licence.

    Nitin

    2 Oct 12 at 11:02 am

  2. I’m disappointed.

    Navin Vaswani

    3 Oct 12 at 2:53 am

  3. If you haven’t done powder at the Ralph you haven’t lived!

    John

    23 Oct 12 at 5:25 pm

  4. Pishab in the sink, Please!

    Michael Knight

    21 Nov 12 at 2:18 pm

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